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These bold little one-inch glossy magnets are the perfect mix of practical and profanity—because sometimes the only thing holding it all together is a well-placed curse word. A fun, irreverent gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who laughs their way through the chaos.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet of 6 glossy one-inch button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBacking card reverse features a bonus snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePhrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Fresh outta fucks\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Embrace the fuckery\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Screw that noise\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Shit just happens\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Well fuck my life\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Calm your tits\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41959178305623,"sku":"MST001","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST001-LO.jpg?v=1758688198"},{"product_id":"petty-magnet-set-funny-snarky-gift","title":"Petty Funny Sarcastic Magnet Set","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSome insults are too good to say out loud—so let your fridge, whiteboard, or filing cabinet do the talking. This \u003ci\u003ePetty Magnet Set\u003c\/i\u003e includes six glossy one-inch button magnets, each packed with snark and subtle shade. Fun, functional, and painfully relatable, these magnets make passive-aggression look downright stylish—perfect for offices, roommates, or anyone who thrives on a little harmless pettiness.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet of 6 glossy one-inch button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBacking card reverse features a bonus snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePhrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Bless your heart\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Love that for you\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Sure thing, Jan.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"What a choice\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Your vibe is consistent\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e\"So brave of you to try\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41959181647959,"sku":"MST002","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST002-LO.jpg?v=1758688276"},{"product_id":"9-to-5-sad-magnet-set-funny-office-gift","title":"9-to-5 Sad Magnet Set Funny Office Gift","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause nothing says “corporate life” like staring into the abyss of your inbox while your soul leaves your body via Slack notifications. The \u003ci\u003e9 to 5 Sad\u003c\/i\u003e magnet set captures the joy (read: despair) of modern office survival in six glossy one-inch bursts of snark. Stick them on your fridge, whiteboard, or filing cabinet to let everyone know you’re just one more Zoom meeting away from a cubicle-life crisis. Packaged on a backing card with a bonus punchline on the reverse, these magnets are proof that coping is optional, but sarcasm is mandatory.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet includes 6 glossy one-inch button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eReverse of card features extra snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePhrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style-type: none;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\"Virtual meeting zombie\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\"Emails. Endless emails.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\"Cubicle life crisis\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\"Copy. Paste. Survive.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\"Reply all regrets\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\"Stuck in slack\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41959185645655,"sku":"MST003","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST003-LO.jpg?v=1758688610"},{"product_id":"spiraling-magnet-set-funny-anxiety-gift","title":"Spiraling Funny Sarcastic Magnet Set","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eWhen life feels like one long flop era, at least your fridge can look cute while you spiral. The \u003ci\u003eSpiraling\u003c\/i\u003e magnet set features six glossy one-inch button magnets, each delivering a chaotic mix of humor and honesty about mental health, coping (or not), and embracing the meltdown in style. Perfect for lockers, whiteboards, and kitchen fridges—basically anywhere you need a reminder that you’re not alone in the spiral.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis set makes a hilariously relatable gift for your anxious bestie, your coworker who answers emails with “lol,” or honestly, yourself (because retail therapy counts).\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet of six glossy 1” button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to a backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBacking card reverse features a bonus snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eFront phrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Everything’s fine (lol)\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"It’s giving crisis\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Coping? Never met her.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Kind of, sort of, not really okay.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"In my flop era.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Spiraling, but make it cute.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41959186333783,"sku":"MST004","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST004-LO.jpg?v=1758688691"},{"product_id":"3am-musings-magnet-set-funny-overthinking-gift","title":"3AM Musings Funny Late Night Thoughts Magnet Set","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eEver find yourself lying awake at 3AM wondering if ducks have besties or if it’s finally time to cut bangs? Same. The \u003ci\u003e3AM Musings\u003c\/i\u003e magnet set turns those random, unhinged late-night thoughts into colorful, glossy one-inch button magnets you can proudly display on your fridge, locker, or office board. Equal parts relatable and ridiculous, these magnets are a reminder that overthinking is basically a hobby.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eGift them to your fellow night owl, your favorite overthinker, or anyone who appreciates a little absurd humor with their midnight snack.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet of six glossy 1” button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to a backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBacking card reverse features a bonus snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eFront phrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Is it time to cut bangs?\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Should I start a podcast?\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Do I blink too much?\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Do ducks have besties?\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Don’t text him, don’t do it.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"I could totally be in the FBI.\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41959192494167,"sku":"MST005","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST005-LO.jpg?v=1758688991"},{"product_id":"still-trying-magnet-set-funny-snarky-gift","title":"Still Trying Funny Sarcastic Magnet Set","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eFor the overachievers, underachievers, and everyone in between—this \u003ci\u003eStill Trying\u003c\/i\u003e magnet set is here to celebrate the messy middle. Each glossy one-inch button magnet delivers the perfect mix of encouragement and chaos, making it clear that effort absolutely counts (even if you’re just winging it). Stick them on your fridge, locker, or office board for daily proof that “trying” is a win in itself.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis set makes a fun, relatable gift for students, coworkers, or anyone who deserves a round of applause for simply surviving their to-do list.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet of six glossy 1” button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to a backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBacking card reverse features a bonus snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eFront phrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Trying counts (right?)\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Crushing it (mostly)\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"You’ve got this (ish)\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Proudly winging it\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Pretty much killing it\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"#1 at doing my best\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41991407632471,"sku":"MST006","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST006-LO.jpg?v=1758689340"},{"product_id":"insulting-magnet-set-sarcastic-funny-gift","title":"Insulting Funny Sarcastic Magnet Set","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eFor those moments when “bless your heart” just doesn’t cut it, this insulting magnet set delivers the perfect bite of snark. Each glossy one-inch button magnet is unapologetically rude in the best way, ready to roast whoever opens your fridge. With six different digs packaged on a bold backing card, this set makes the ultimate gift for sarcastic friends, office frenemies, or anyone who thrives on humor with teeth. Durable, funny, and slightly offensive—just how we like it.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSet of six glossy 1” button magnets\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSecured to a backing card with removable adhesive dots\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePackaged in a hangable A2 cello sleeve\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBacking card reverse features a bonus snarky phrase\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eFront phrases include:\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Logic sold separately\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Zero greatness detected\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Dull as a dishwasher\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Captain oblivious\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Intelligence offline\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003e• \"Idiocy in progress\"\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41991408582743,"sku":"MST007","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/MST007-LO.jpg?v=1758689528"},{"product_id":"romantasy-magnet-set-bookish-gift","title":"Romantasy Bookish Reader Funny Magnet Set","description":"\u003ch6\u003eFor readers who treat fictional relationships like a full-time job, the Romantasy Magnet Set is here to keep your fridge as dramatic as your TBR. This set of six glossy 1” button magnets is made for romantasy lovers who believe slow burns are character development, smut is self-care, and love tropes are sacred texts. Strong enough to hold your grocery lists, annotated notes, or fanart, these magnets turn any metal surface into a shrine for your favorite ships. 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