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For anyone who knows one Mariah Carey high note is festive—but twelve in a row is a cry for help.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“’Cause nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ like smiling through your fourth mental breakdown at the sound of sleigh bells.”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card when you want to wish someone happy holidays with snacks, sarcasm, and a Spotify algorithm that actually understands you.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958258245719,"sku":"CHOL001","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL001mockup5_b57b7512-c36c-44c2-ba20-f975d5b4b13b.jpg?v=1757382421"},{"product_id":"funny-holiday-card-family-chaos-humor","title":"Diplomatic Summit Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch6\u003eThis funny holiday card is for anyone who knows the season often feels less like joy and more like a group project you never signed up for. Drunk relatives, nosy questions, and diplomatic potato-passing included.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on thick 100lb white cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a colorful envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“This card pairs well with wine, deep breaths, and a locked bathroom door.”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card when you want to wish someone holiday strength, fake cheer, and the courage to hide in the bathroom when family chaos peaks.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958264504407,"sku":"CHOL002","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL002mockup5.jpg?v=1757368088"},{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-snarky-holiday-humor","title":"Taste Test Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny Christmas card is the perfect way to wish someone a holiday season free of judgment—whether it’s for their tree-decorating skills, cookie “taste testing,” or the excessive use of tape on gifts.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte white cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“Tinsel, tantrums, and a dash of ‘do not engage.’”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card when you want to spread holiday cheer with a healthy side of IDGAF energy—because it’s Christmas…fuck ’em.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958274334807,"sku":"CHOL003","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL003_mockup5.jpg?v=1757382356"},{"product_id":"funny-holiday-card-family-politics-humor","title":"Hide The Carving Knife Christmas Holiday Dark Humor Funny Card","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny holiday card is for anyone praying their relatives stay just sober enough to use utensils—and not confident enough to bring up politics over pie. Equal parts festive, chaotic, and relatable.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“This card pairs well with deep breaths and a solid exit strategy.”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card when you want to wish someone a holiday season filled with twinkly lights, spiked cider, and the miracle of family peacekeeping.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958279348311,"sku":"CHOL004","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL004_mockup_5.jpg?v=1757370181"},{"product_id":"funny-holiday-card-burnt-cookie-humor","title":"Sugar Cookie Meltdown Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny holiday card is the perfect way to wish someone strength, sarcasm, and spiked eggnog during a season that drains your emotional battery faster than small talk at a family gathering.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“Spiked eggnog recommended.”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card when you want to spread holiday cheer with a wink and remind someone that joy, togetherness, and chaos are all part of the package.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958284132439,"sku":"CHOL005","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL005_mockup_5.jpg?v=1757370380"},{"product_id":"funny-holiday-card-gift-receipts-humor","title":"Glitter \u0026 Debt Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny holiday card is a brutally honest take on Christmas: overspending on gifts, buying affection with glitter and debt, and clinging to cocoa, twinkle lights, and the promise of vanishing until January.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“Because nothing says ‘joy’ like gift receipts and existential dread.”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card to anyone who knows the season is equal parts joy, chaos, and socially acceptable avoidance.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958289539159,"sku":"CHOL006","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL006_mockup_5.jpg?v=1757370570"},{"product_id":"funny-holiday-card-scotch-tape-humor","title":"Scotch Tape Meltdown Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny holiday card is for anyone just trying to hold it together with sarcasm and Scotch tape. Wish them a season that’s merry, bright, and only mildly on the edge of a breakdown—complete with crying babies, passive-aggressive relatives, and at least one tape shortage.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“The real spirit of the season? Keeping it together with sarcasm and Scotch tape.”\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card to anyone who celebrates the holidays with humor, patience, and questionable adhesive choices.\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41958405472343,"sku":"CHOL007","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL007_mockup_5.jpg?v=1757381848"},{"product_id":"funny-holiday-card-trauma-humor","title":"Fake Some Cheery Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny holiday card is for anyone who knows the season isn’t all joy and magic—it’s twinkle lights, performative gratitude, and stress-eating underbaked cookies while quietly dissociating.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte 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