{"product_id":"poker-face-funny-holiday-christmas-card-copy","title":"Standing In Line Funny Holiday Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny holiday card is the perfect way to support someone through the annual tradition of sacrificing twenty minutes of their life to save three dollars on a gift they waited until December to buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDigitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eA2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePaired with a metallic gold envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePacked in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBack-of-card punchline: \u003ci\u003e“Respectfully, I have doubts.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSend this card to the determined bargain hunter who believes the holiday checkout line is worth the savings—even if the math, their patience, and everyone waiting behind them suggest otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44031841435735,"sku":"CHOL017","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0639\/9760\/8023\/files\/CHOL017_Mockup_1.png?v=1784076263","url":"https:\/\/www.lafoliepress.com\/products\/poker-face-funny-holiday-christmas-card-copy","provider":"La Folie Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}